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A GAMERS VIEW OF THE NEWS by Donald J. Bingle RING OF TRUTH? No, this is not a movie review, not even of Wag the Dog or Primary Choices. Instead, I was struck the other day by just how much the recent news from Washington, D.C. reminded me of some gaming situations. You know what Im talking about here. The Intern-al Affair. Zippergate. (Boy, you thought your Gamemaster was pretty unimaginative about coming up with people and place names American journalists have been stuck in the gate rut for more than 25 years now!) I wont go into more explicit details about the allegationsyou know what they are and there could be some younger readers of this article. (If you dont know what they are or what they mean, go tell your parents that reading comic books has gotten you interested in following the intricacies of politics and you want to know more.) The connection to gaming that got me interested in writing this up has less to do with the allegations, than with the manner of Bill Clintons supposed denials. Listen to what Clinton says in press conferences, what he allegedly told Monica about his gifts to her, and how he phrased things when reviewing the situation with his secretary and I am sure you will know what Im talking about, because weve all either been in or seen the situation in a gaming session. No, there are no compliant interns in AD&DIm talking about a PC having to deal with an unwanted and non-removable Ring of Truth, which compels the wearer to always literally speak the truth, even if he doesnt want to. As we know from gaming, the unhappy wearer of a Ring of Truth does not act like Jim Carreys character in Liar, Liar (an extremely good movie by the way, even for those who are not Jim Carrey fans) and go about blurting out whatever comes to mind, no matter how outrageous. No, most gamers with a character stuck with a Ring of Truth do their very best to say things that are literally true, but do not convey the information that is really being sought or the complete picture of what they are compelled to reply to. In short, their answers are slimy and smart-alecky and they always seem to have one eye on the Gamemaster, not so much making sure they dont stray from the truth as staring him into agreeing that they have literally complied with the conditions of the cursed Ring of Truth. So when the President says These allegations are false. I never had sexual relations with that woman. I never told anyone to do anything but tell the truth., the press and any gamer worth his salt are set to wondering what substantially similar allegations are true (after all he denied a twelve-year affair with Gennifer Flowers, but supposedly later admitted under oath he had sexual relations with her) or what women other than that woman he may have had relations with (whatever he thinks that means) or what he may have suggested or implied to potential deponents and witnesses. I doubt that anyone in Junior High English class ever thought those stupid sentence diagramming exercises, drills to identify and clean up pronouns with ambiguous antecedents, and assignments to look up and dissect dictionary definitions of commonly used words would ever come in so handy in day-to-day life as they are now. If someone tried the semantic gamesmanship of which Clinton is so fondremember his responses of I never broke the laws of my country and I never inhaled to allegations of marijuana use?while wearing a Ring of Truth in a game, the Gamemaster would probably eventually have to take the gamer aside and explain the nature of Truth. Truth is complete and forthright and, by its very nature, revealing. Why do you think witnesses swear in by promising to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Because the judicial system doesnt really want any pussyfooting around what it is institutionalized to find (except, of course for the exclusionary rule for evidence resulting from an improper search or seizurebut that is another rant). One way to think of truth is in terms of character alignment in AD&D. Truth is Lawful Good. Bill, Im afraid, is Chaotic Good. He wants to do the right thing and really believes that the ends (his running the country his way) justifies the means (doing what he needs to do to get and stay elected). By the way, I see Bob Dole as Lawful Neutral (the process is important, but people should have the freedom to choose their path). Al Gore is more Neutral Neutralboy, does he sound druidical in some of his environmental speeches. The really odd thing about all of this is that most people dont really want a Lawful Good President any more than they want a Cavalier leading the gaming party. Presidents and politicians lie sometimesin fact, they need to lie sometimes. Military and espionage plans require secrecy to be effective (I am still amazed some reporters gave George Bush problems about lying about what day the Gulf War might startany gamer knows you look to the cycle of the new moon for likely ground attacks.). Diplomatic and legislative negotiations require finesse and some bluffingif everyone said exactly what points of a deal were and were not important up front many business and government deals could simply never happen. And, yes, politicians make campaign promises which they know they can never fulfill. The conundrum in the current situation is that people suspect the President of lying about a matter which is non- essential and distasteful and in a context which is inappropriate (under oath in a judicial proceeding) and that makes them uncomfortable. As to the context, Ill stick with the position I had back in the Watergate daysthat a sitting President cannot be compelled to testify by the Judiciary, nor can his closest advisors and his Secret Service people. Yeah, I know thats a slap at the Truth, but an effective government is something that a major nation should consider havinglet the fallout for stonewalling reporters questions be purely political, not legal and constitutional. Given that politicians are human and probably even more imperfect than average and given that they are inclined to protect themselves and their friends (a fairly normal response in times of uncertainty and crisis), it may be the only way to allow government to function. Im not saying that this is good or perfect, just that most of what politicians do is pretty understandable if you think about it. (Even Watergateof course Nixon was paranoid about losing the slam dunk 72 election; he was, after all, the victim of probably the only fixed presidential election in the U.S. in the twentieth century (many political historians believe that the Kennedy/Nixon election of 1960 was the result of ballot-stuffing in Illinois, which tipped the balance).) Thinking ahead of time about the human frailty of politicians could also incline the press and public to more scrutiny before politicians get elected, rather than after. And lets face it, before election is a better time to investigate and judge someones character. You be the judge. Do Clintons statements have the ring of truth or does he sound like a weasling PC wearing a Ring of Truth? Two other aspects of the current situation are worth noting from a gaming perspective. First, the tendency to attack when caught in an awkward or embarrassing situation is classic, both in politics and in gaming. Hillarys massive right wing conspiracy is good fun, but any gamer knows it to be a figment of her imagination. Its hard to get six characters bound by history and a common objective to cooperate for an adventure, much less splitting of the treasure at the end (ever play or run a Living City event?). How a group of disparate conservatives with varying agenda and egotistical self-aggrandizement as a motivation can coordinate an effort to topple Clinton (thereby strengthening Gores chances in the next election) is beyond me. It is the stuff of web-page conspiracy theorists and Paranoia rounds. Second, as unbelievable as it may be, all of the articles about good looking interns, flirting, and definitional squabbles about what does and does not constitute sexual relations (one suggestionit might be sexual relations if either (a) you wouldnt do it with your mother in the room or (b) it would get at least an R rating from the movie people) suggests to me that role-playing gaming has a more mature view of sexual equality than does the American public or its government. Oh sure, Ive seen plenty of fantasy art of buxom babes in skimpy armor. Hey, there are even good looking women at GenCon parading about in chain-mail bikinis (and they have big links one gamer/mom informed me in shockI somehow think this sentence will do more for GenCon attendance than Science Fiction Saturday). On the other hand, female characters are more and more prevalent in tournament play (including plenty of party leaders and strong female role-models), games or character sheets which focus on women being relegated to traditional roles are treated with the same derision as Elf/Dwarf racial animosity by both the PCs and their players, and role-playing games (unlike even non-contact sports) are not separated by gender. Maybe our nation and government could learn a thing or two from gaming. |